Instead of writing Shakespeare a letter, meet him for a beer at the pub and tell him -over a pint of gold or silver (Tooheys or Sprite)- how much you have enjoyed drinking from the fount of his amazing pen. Tell him what you really think! Don’t fabricate! He would not like that!
Will!!! Fancy bumping into you here! How’s about a drink or two? Yes!? Great, take a seat!
I just wanted to let you know, now that I have your attention, what a fantastic artist you are! You see, when I am not here in the Pub I am studying at University in Sydney, Yes that’s right – Australia! You’ve never been? You should, it’s beautiful. Anyway Will… My class and I have been studying a few of your plays recently in class. We even went to see one being performed at the Sydney Opera House. If you get a chance, maybe head down and have a look yourself. I think you’ll be quite impressed! But really Will, I have to be honest with you. When I first read your plays, back in High School I thought to myself, ‘What is this guy on about?’ Nothing seemed to make much sense! All a bunch of mumbo jumbo really! But then after this semester so much more makes sense. I think you have a real knack with the plays! We actually have to perform an excerpt from one of your plays for our assessment, my group and I are doing the Tempest! If you want you should come along and have a watch. Our performance is… well … quite unorthodox to say the least… I don’t think you would have seen any interpretation of the Tempest like this before Will! How do you feel about Fashion? Or as Prospero as a flamboyant Fashion Designer? I’m telling you, at the very least you’ll have a bit of a laugh!
Oh sorry Will, I have to get going. I am only here for a short while, just seeing the sights. Going to have a look at Big Ben now. My tour bus is out the front! It was great seeing you Will!